A British Naval Destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Brighton. The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts:
"Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?"
One of the Muslims stands up and shouts:
"We are invading England!"
The crew of the Destroyer all start laughing and, when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loud hailer and says:
"Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts:
"No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"